BLACK ON BLACK
$350.00
Free US shipping. Ships in 1 to 2 business days.
30-day returns on unused bags.
Side A (the logo one): two expandable pockets for bottles, snacks, extra clothes, or whatever the day turns into. They stretch when you need them and hold their shape over time.
Side B (the zipper one): two more expandable pockets, plus a small zip pocket for the things you need fast: phone, wipes, keys.
Both ends: a secure pocket that holds a large bottle upright. No tipping, no leaking, no surprises.
Both ends: a long attachment strap, so you can clip on your Paci Sh*t Bag or Milf Sh*t Bag.
Fully waterproof lining. Wipes clean.
Room for a laptop up to 16".
Main MAMEI Bag: big enough for diapers, snacks, a laptop up to 16", and the 27 random things you swore you’d “just carry in your hand.”
W: 17.5" | H: 11" | D: 6"
Bag weight: 1.5 lbs
The 5-piece system inside:
Diaper Sh*t Bag: 8.5" x 5" x 3.5"
Changing Sh*t Pad: 14" x 22" open, 14" x 5.5" folded
Dirty Sh*t Bag: 12.5" x 11" x 4"
Paci Sh*t Bag: 2.5" x 3" x 2.25"
Milf Sh*t Bag: 8" x 5.5"
Four bottle holders, a zip phone pocket, and extra inside pockets for everything else.
Long Strap (24.5"): crossbody, hands-free, toddler-chasing mode
Short Strap (8"): shoulder chic, grab-and-go
Stroller Straps: wrap them around most stroller handles once, and they stay
The MAMEI Bag is designed to outlast blowouts, breakdowns and tantrums.
BLACK ON BLACK: OUTER SH*T 100% nylon
DENIM ON DENIM: OUTER SH*T medium-wash denim
INNER SH*T: 100% polyester, waterproof. Wipes clean.
Hardware: zinc alloy, custom-cast with our logo. Won’t flake, bend, or ghost you.
Unclip every. single. buckle.
Ultra-gentle cycle when you finally find 10 minutes.
Air dry. No drama, just hang it up and let it live.
Free US shipping. Ships in 1 to 2 business days, then lands in 3 to 8 business days.
Outside the US? Email info@puiumamei.com and we’ll make it work.
Returns within 30 days if the bag is unused, in original condition, with tags and packaging.
The only bag that gets your sh*t together.
One bag, five pieces inside, each with one job: diapers, pacis, dirty clothes, your own stuff, and a changing pad that folds flat into the bottom. No digging.
The main bag does its part too: four expandable pockets, a zip pocket for your phone, two pockets that keep a large bottle upright, straps to clip your pouches on, and a waterproof lining. Room for a 16" laptop.
Carry it crossbody, on your shoulder, or on the stroller.
Final run. 18 left.
Black on Black is not coming back. Kind of like your pre-baby sleep schedule.